Don't we all just love Cryptic? I wanna give them a hug... with a 200 ton Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus. Like... crush them utterly under my tracks, hearing their screams of agony as their bones are turned to pulverized dust as I laugh maniacly...
Clearly Alcione would be the best Engineer. "Ich Befehl sie zu arbeiten, SIE DUMM Stück Scheiße!" *Rigs a tricobalt warhead to blow up the misbehaving hardware along with everything in 1/2 a lightyear radius.*
"Why in the heck are you people looking at me? I'm a hologram not a..." spies a young ensign and makes the call me action with his hands then looks back to the group, "Well I just proved i am a good looking hologram... where were we?"
Overnight: *checks forums* "What do you mean what did I do to Ackerman? I didn't do anything! Dang it, do I have to wake up and get out of bed just to deal wi-- Wait a minute. *thinks* This is a stupid dream! I'm going back to deep sleep."